ALOE FOR BIRD BITES
(Also see my story Frasier Learns To Bite ) |
Frasier Learns To Bite
Many of you know Frasier as the keyboard-crunching male Eclectus hooligan who owns me. He's one and a half years old now and getting more mischievous with every passing day. I thought it was so cute the FIRST five-hundred times he said "Uh-oh"just like my ICQ program, but now I've had to abandon that program for sanity's sake! Well Frasier has learned something else new and wonderful--this week I taught him to BITE! He's always been such a sweet little guy (at least when he's sleeping) but I made a big mistake! It all started when I found this gorgeous little gold dress for my baby female Eclectus, Scarlett, to model for pictures. She and her clutch-mate Donovan really enjoy playing dress-up and having their pictures taken. They are so co-operative and all the babies love the attention--even the flash from the camera! They aren't afraid of anything and seem to think it's great fun to have accessories put around theirnecks, hats on their heads, etc. After a *photo shoot*, they like to continue playing with all the dress-up paraphernalia. Well...there was old Frasier looking gorgeous with his big candy corn beak and I got the idea that he would look so beautiful in the shiny gold dress with fake fur sleeves and neckline..... Sez Frasier: "Say WHUT? You want ME to do WHAT?" Sez mom: "Oh pleeeeeeeze darlin", just for a minute....you'll look so pretty!" FRASIER: "Over my dead green body--I am NOT a cross-dresser, thank you very much!" MOM: "Watch your mouth little boy, now hold still....." FRASIER: "You'd better watch it....I know the phone number for H.R.S. and just what part of NO are you having trouble with, woman?" MOM: "But if you'll just stop squirming and......." FRASIER: "This is your last warning....see this open beak?" MOM: "Now sweetheart, we both know that you don't know how to use that thing, so just move your head a little this way....." FRASIER: "That's it! WHACK!" MOM: "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I can't believe you did that! Look at my poor finger!" FRASIER: "Yes, YOU take a long look at that bloody finger, and think about it next time you picture me in a frock!" Moral of the story: "CORRUPT YOUR BABIES WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG"! |