ALOE FOR BIRD BITES
by Carolyn Swicegood

(Also see my story Frasier Learns To Bite )

Our love of parrots can be extremely rewarding! Most of the time, interacting with them is pure pleasure. But, one of the few down sides of keeping parrots as a hobby or a business is the occasional bite. I have been surprised to find that although most of us know about the use of Aloe Vera gel for sunburn, there seems to be surprisingly little awareness of its ability as a topical analgesic. It will take only one incident of a smashed toe, a cut finger, a scraped knee, OR a crushing bird bite from a beak capable of exerting a couple thousand pounds of pressure to convince you of the almost magical pain-killing ability of aloe vera gel.

Not only does this wonderful plant gel relieve pain almost instantly, it also helps to prevent bruising and its accompanying purple, black and blue colors. Too good to be true, you say? I challenge you to try it once. You will never allow yourself to be without this almost-magical remedy once you see how highly effective it is.

Aloe vera can be found at your local pharmacy, supermarket, and discount department store, and it is inexpensive. For analgesic purposes, I buy a brand called Fruit of the Earth. A twelve-ounce bottle of 100% pure aloe vera gel costs around four dollars. When you have a cut, abrasion, bruise or painful bite, immediately immerse the wounded area in a thick coating of the gel. For a badly bitten finger, fill a rubber finger cot with the thick gel and wear it on the finger for as long as you like, five minutes is good and an hour is better! The pain will be a thing of the past within the first few minutes.




Frasier Learns To Bite

Many of you know Frasier as the keyboard-crunching male Eclectus hooligan who owns me. He's one and a half years old now and getting more mischievous with every passing day. I thought it was so cute the FIRST five-hundred times he said "Uh-oh"just like my ICQ program, but now I've had to abandon that program for sanity's sake!

Well Frasier has learned something else new and wonderful--this week I taught him to BITE! He's always been such a sweet little guy (at least when he's sleeping) but I made a big mistake!

It all started when I found this gorgeous little gold dress for my baby female Eclectus, Scarlett, to model for pictures. She and her clutch-mate Donovan really enjoy playing dress-up and having their pictures taken. They are so co-operative and all the babies love the attention--even the flash from the camera! They aren't afraid of anything and seem to think it's great fun to have accessories put around theirnecks, hats on their heads, etc. After a *photo shoot*, they like to continue playing with all the dress-up paraphernalia.

Well...there was old Frasier looking gorgeous with his big candy corn beak and I got the idea that he would look so beautiful in the shiny gold dress with fake fur sleeves and neckline.....

Sez Frasier: "Say WHUT? You want ME to do WHAT?"

Sez mom: "Oh pleeeeeeeze darlin", just for a minute....you'll look so pretty!"

FRASIER: "Over my dead green body--I am NOT a cross-dresser, thank you very much!"

MOM: "Watch your mouth little boy, now hold still....."

FRASIER: "You'd better watch it....I know the phone number for H.R.S. and just what part of NO are you having trouble with, woman?"

MOM: "But if you'll just stop squirming and......."

FRASIER: "This is your last warning....see this open beak?"

MOM: "Now sweetheart, we both know that you don't know how to use that thing, so just move your head a little this way....."

FRASIER: "That's it! WHACK!"

MOM: "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I can't believe you did that! Look at my poor finger!"

FRASIER: "Yes, YOU take a long look at that bloody finger, and think about it next time you picture me in a frock!"

Moral of the story: "CORRUPT YOUR BABIES WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG"!





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